In His Own Words
About him
Are you willing to travel some distance because nobody healthy on here lives near me. I do like an adventure 🤗
What I don't need is your money, unhealthy habits, car, house, possessions or mood swings. I won't be impressed with your portfolio, jobs, career choices or multiple languages. Just you, that's all I want.
There are 2 brain types in the world. One is a top down thinker and base most things on experience and guesses, accustomed to fakery, often saying the opposite of what they mean, basing their entire life on emotions and often feeling oversensitive and defensive. They require a close nit group to gossip and talk with and bond with.
The others are bottom up thinkers stating facts and very rarely lie, feel the same emotions but hold them in, people pleasing just to keep their peace. Thier brain thinks more per second. They never mean any harm when communicating with the fake people but the fakes are oversensitive and choose to feel hurt.
This group often get bored of small talk, have no time for gossip and often like thier own company as they feel no great need to bond. They love to chat with others about a shared interests and are not at all antisocial, just particular who they talk with as they are used to being perceived incorrectly by the over sensitive in society.
These are known as neuro typical and neuro divergent. Collectively they make up neurodiverse. You are either one or the other.
As someone who practices walking in nature, mindfulness, meditation, exercise and strict nutrition, none of these things bring a peaceful life more than being kind to yourself. It takes a lot of effort and is something worthwhile practicing. We are not naturally kind to ourselves. 🥰 Self care is the boss, the answer you have been seeking your whole life. Drinking and poisoning the body is not self care. Pushing yourself is not and feeling exhausted is the opposite.
About his ideal match
Obviously the first thing you need is a sense of humour. Don't even look at me if you have no humour 😉. You look after yourself and have nice figure, kind natured and naturally caring. Adventurous.
Not a pretentious, fake personality and ugly on the inside with a venomous tongue and black heart. Down to earth types only. Let's dance to the same drum.
Positive, non judgemental. Takes each person as they come and values honesty and a person's right to be who they choose wether you agree or not. Acceptance is key.
I sense some are still wearing bloomers and a petticoat on here, I keep looking for this rule that says a lady can't show an interest in a guy and initiate a conversation. It's 2026 not 1806. Try a nice comment or think of me as your handyman but with a nicer bum and a toned bod 😉. Yes I do love myself, my dog and Santa. Maybe I can love you too 🌻
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom |
Location: |
Lancaster, Lancashire, England |
Gender: |
Male |
Age: |
57 |
Star sign: |
Capricorn |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) |
Body type: |
Slim |
Looks: |
Average |
Hair colour: |
Grey |
Eye colour: |
Blue |
Relationship Status: |
Single |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship |
Have children: |
No |
Want children: |
No |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily |
Smoking: |
Never |
Drinking: |
Never |
Education: |
Postgraduate |
Occupation: |
Retired |
Income: |
Enough |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian |
Home language: |
English |
Other languages: |
Ask me later |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | |
Location: |
Within 300 miles of postcode district LA1 (Lancaster) | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age range: |
37 - 65 | |
Star sign: |
Any | |
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | |
Looks: |
Any | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; Other | |
Eye colour: |
Any | |
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | |
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | |
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Kosher | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never; Occasionally | |
Education: |
Any | |
Occupation: |
Any | |
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | |
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed | |
Home language: |
English; Croatian; Danish; Dutch; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Italian; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish; Turkish; Welsh; Other | |
Other languages: |
Any | |
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Faithful; Funny; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short; Wild; Out of control; It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Smooth |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Jazz; Rock |
Books: |
History; Non-fiction; Self-help |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Painting; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Archery; Camping; Canoeing; Cycling; Fencing; Fishing; Hiking; Mountain biking; Orienteering; Rock climbing; Running; Sailing; Stand Up Paddleboarding; Swimming; Walking; Weight training; Yoga |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Exercising |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I don't have any family |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish; Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Thrill seeking |
Turn-offs: |
Power; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream home: |
Eco home in the countryside |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using LocalLoves: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |