In Her Own Words
About her
I'm hilariously funny, amazingly intelligent, a great talker, a great listener, empathetic and extremely modest.
I'm tolerant of all except right-wingers (eg Brexiteers and MAGAs), liars, cheats, insincere and violent people, those who don't like animals (not talking spiders or lice here) or me.
I believe everyone is equally entitled to... my opinion.
About her ideal match
A genuine stable genius (or at least an inquisitive logician or creative).
The type of person who likes to have a project or a challenge on the go, and enjoys working with his brain.
Caring and patient, and able to cope with irrational fear in the form of agoraphobia (I'm not housebound, and the more I get out the better I getI).
Please be LOCAL and have a car.
Not totally covered in tattoos, or with facial piercings, or shaven of scalp.
Able to accept that Airplane is the funniest film ever, and generally has a good sense of humour (but not as in-you-face as I am).
I prefer tallish slim physiques, but don't expect perfection.
Must get on with my best friend, a small excitable dog. We come as a package.
Please don't want to: a) Have children, b) Travel the world, c) Live with the bears in the woods.
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About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Worthing, West Sussex, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
70 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Postgraduate | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district BN12 (Worthing) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
48 - 70 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 8" (172cm) - 6' 2" (189cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
University; Postgraduate | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Christian / Orthodox |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Ambitious; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Sarcastic; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Hair style: |
Long; Out of control |
Body art: |
Pierced ears |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music preferences: |
Pop / Top 40; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Documentaries; Dramas; Music Channels; News; Sci-Fi; Soap operas |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Gardening; Internet; Music; Politics; Reading; Writing books |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Diabetic; Other |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s); Fish |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Tattoo(s) |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Green |
Feelings about using LocalLoves: |
Curious |