In His Own Words
About him
Fat, miserable, old git looking for stunning, slim, wealthy, sex goddess.
Or failing that anyone with a pulse who’s still breathing. Sense of humour a must!
About his ideal match
Brunette, petite and intelligent with a great sense of humour. Must know own mind and be independent, trustworthy and honest
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Bromley, London, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
Large | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Grey | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Maybe | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
Private school | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district BR2 (Bromley / Keston) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
50 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 9" (176cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Average |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
A wallflower |
Personality traits: |
Faithful; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Shy; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Curly; Wild; Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I wear bifocals |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I struggle with mobility |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Country & Western; Folk; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally |
Books: |
Fiction |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Motoring; News |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; War |
Interests: |
Music |
Sport involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Doesn't matter; Gastro Pub; Indian; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at work: |
I don't work |
Pastimes of choice: |
Taking a class |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Sarcasm; Tattoo(s) |
Politics: |
Conservative |
Retirement plans: |
Enjoying the comforts of home |
Feelings about using LocalLoves: |
Nervous; Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
